With a Whack Whack Here and a Burn Burn There! Here a Bite! There a Bite! Everywhere a Bite! Bite!
Mrs. Van Brunt burst into the room from the kitchen and saw all three women clutching their left feet. She said, "Oh, my! What on Earth happened?!?"
"CRABS!" Taylor Swift exclaimed. "There were I mean, SOMEBODY PUT CRABS IN THE BASINS OF WATER WITH OUR FEET! And and the crabs PINCHED and BIT and PULLED on our toes with with THEIR CLAWS! One crab just about yanked two of my toes off my foot! My toes! Oh, my toes!"
Jenny McCarthy moaned and whimpered. She wiggled her toes slowly, held her left foot in both hands, and drew in breath through clench teeth. She wailed, "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhh, my toes! My toes! That that CRAB bit and pinched the hell out of three of my toes and the outer edge of my foot! How the hell did a crab end up in the basin with my toes anyway?!? What the hell kind of place is this?!?"
Tears glistened in the corners of Jenny's eyes, and she continued to bemoan the fate of her toes and foot!
"Yeah," Sarah Palin demanded, clutching her left foot in both hands, "what the heck kind of a place is this?!? First, ya make us take off our shoes! Then ya have us wade into a garden pool full of turtles that munch our toes! Then ya have us soak our bare feet in basins of water and somebody drops a crab in there with them! WHAT KINDA PLACE IS THIS?!?"
Sarah's left big toe throbbed with pain! The crab had yanked on both ends of her big toe in an attempt to pull her toe apart! Sarah wailed, "My toe! Oh, my big toe! That that CRAB! he was tryin' to pull my toe apart by yankin' on both ends of it! And and HIS CLAWS WERE REALLY POWERFUL AND SHARP! It felt like someone was usin' scissors on my toe! It hurts! Oh, it hurts!"
Taylor Swift wailed, "My toes! Oh, my toes! First, two turtles chomp on the big toe and middle toe of my right foot! Then a crab pinches and bites the big toe and pinky toe of my left foot! Something something really funny is going on around here! Four of my toes have been munched on by wild animals! And and IT REALLY HURTS! That turtle was trying to EAT my bare toes! And that crab was trying to pinch and twist and PULL my bare toes off my foot! My toes are THROBBING WITH PAIN!"
Jenny wailed, "Oh! Oh! OH! My toe! My big toe! That crab pinched and bit the tip and the underside of my poor big toe with its claws! My big toe is in agony! It HURTS! It hurts so much! Jesus! That nasty fucking crab bit the hell out of my big toe with one claw! And he went after my pinky toe and my fourth toe with his other claw! My my poor little pinky toe! My littlest bare piggy! My poor little piggies are in agony! Oh! Oh! OH! My toes! My poor toes! Ooooooooh! Oh! Owwww! My bare toes!"
Jenny moaned, then she sucked in air through her clenched teeth! The bare toes the crab had pinched and "bitten" throbbed and ached with pain!
Jenny hoisted her left foot into her lap. Her toes hurt like a son of a bitch!
Jenny clutched her left foot and howled, "MY TOES! MY TOES! MY POOR TOES! OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OWWWWWWWWWW! My piggies are squealing! That crab was EATING my bare toes, wasn't he?!?"
Jenny wiggled her toes experimentally and was relieved to see that her big toe and pinky toe were still in working order. Tears streaked down her face. Jenny wiggled her bare left toes again and sucked in air through clenched teeth. The crab had really pinched and bitten up her bare toes with its claws, and her bare toes were still in excruciating pain!
Sarah looked at her bruised and battered left big toe! It throbbed and pulsed with pain! The big toe and the third and fourth toes of her right foot also ached where the turtles had munched on her naked toe flesh!
Sarah sobbed and moaned quietly as she inspected both her wounded feet. "MY FEET!" she wailed, "MY BEAUTIFUL BARE FEET! LOOK AT MY POOR BIG TOES! That crab PINCHED and BIT my left big toe with both of his claws! And and those TURTLES! those turles got my other big toe and my third and fourth toes! Five of my bare toes have been BITTEN by wild animals! They oughta call this place the Get Your Toes Bitten Inn instead of the Sleepy Hollow Inn! OOOH! OH! OWWWWWW! My toes! My poor toes!"
That's when Mr. Van Brunt burst into the room holding Kevin by his left ear! Kevin was holding a lbue crab in one hand.
"Well," Mr. Van Brunt said, "I think I know how the crabs got into the water with your bare feet, ladies!"
The women gasped at the sight of Kevin holding a blue crab!
"Why," Jenny McCarthy hissed, "you LITTLE IDIOT! I knew you were looking at my toes and feet kind of funny! You
Mr. Van Brunt gave Kevin's ear a tug, and he said, "Apologize to the ladies, Kevin!"
Kevin said, "I'm sorry! I'm sorry I sicked crabs on your feet! I I thought it would be funny you know, like in a cartoon!"
"FUNNY?!?" Sarah Palin sputtered incredulously. "YOU THOUGHT IT WOULD BE FUNNY?!? Well, let me reassure you that having a crab trying to rip your big toe apart with its claws is NOT funny!"
Mr. Van Brunt said, "Well, I am taking Kevin up to his room! He is going to bed without supper!"
Mr. Van Brunt marched Kevin out of the parlor, still holding the boy by the ear.
The three women began gently massaging the pinched and bitten toes of their left feet, wincing and letting out tiny gasps when they touched a tender area of a crab-pinched toe!
Mrs. Van Brunt said, "I am so sorry! Kevin's never done anything like that before!" Mrs. Van Brunt paused and then added, "Well, ladies, if you will follow me into the dining room, dinner is served!"
The three women stood up and hobbled awkwardly into the dining room on their wounded feet.
Mrs. Van Brunt gestured to the chairsd around the dining room table and said, "Please, sit down. I'll bring dinner in momentarily."
The three women looked beneath the table before sitting down to make sure that there were no toe-chomping creatures lurking beneath it. Unbeknownst to them, Old Hobby and his goblin horde were hiding out of view by hanging onto various parts of the underside of the table top.
Each woman sat down and crossed her right leg over her left. In just a second or two, thr three women began jiggling their right feet and wiggling their bare toes. They also wiggled the bare toes of their left feet now and again.
All three women would have leapt up from the table if they knew that a horde of goblins the very same horde of goblins, in fact, that had already been tormenting their feet through proxies were now hungrily eyeing the women's bare feet and toes!. They would, in fact, have been appropriately terrified if they knew that each member of this group of malevolent sprites was now eagerly licking his lips in anticipation at the thought of sinking his pointy teeth into some choice part of one of the women's feet! Each goblin had visions of devouring the women's bare toes one by one!
According to some traditions, the name goblin comes from Gob or Ghob, the king of the gnomes, whose inferiors were called Ghob-lings. These mischievous, menacing creatures of folklore are, in fact, basically a different, more grotesque variety of gnomes.
According to the Concise Oxford Dictionary of Current English, the name "goblin" probably derives from the Anglo-French gobelin (medieval Latin gobelinus), which is probably a diminutive of Gobel, a name related to the Latin word for "demon." Skratta is an old Scandinavian word for a goblin, monster, or devil
One fabled origin for goblins says that they first emerged in France, in a cleft of the Pyrenees, from which they spread rapidly throughout Europe. They hitched a ride with Viking ships to get to Britain and to North America.
Goblins dwell primarily in Annwyn (the Underworld). They do, however, come up to the surface of the world whenever the mood strikes them. The mood most often strikes them when they are eager for a bit of sport (they love pestering and tormenting humans!) or when they are hungry for the taste of human flesh. Many goblins especially love the taste of the toes and feet of human females.
Like humans, goblins have various (sometimes conflicting) abilities, temperaments and appearances. They are generally known to be playful, but their play is usually leavened with a good dose of malice. They love to pester humans in a number of ways, such as hiding small objects, tipping over pails of milk or various other containers of things liquid and solid, altering signposts, or causing people to stub their big toes in the dark. They especially love tormenting the toes and feet of pretty young women by biting their big toes as they sleep, dropping heavy cans on their bare or stockinged feet, giving them hotfoots, luring them barefoot into minefields of tacks or broken glass, or sicking some nasty, chompy creature like a snapping turtle on the bare toes and feet of some unsuspecting young maid! They love hearing young women scream and squeal in pain as their toes and feet are subjected to such maliciously playful tricks! But most of all, they love biting the toes and feet of human females! They love the taste of female foot and toe flesh!
Goblins are, in fact, more than merely playful. They are genuinely evil. They love to torment human beings well beyond any good-natured or playful pestering. Their tricks are usually quite mean-spirited, and goblins often cause serious harm to the victims of their pranks. With goblins around, a young woman was likely to lose a toe or two or have her feet roasted!
Goblins can communicate telepathically with each other, with animals, and with weak-minded humans. Goblins being the truly malevolent creatures that they are often exercise a harmful influence by means of alluring promises or telepathically-implanted visions that lead to harm or injury. These mischievous, malevolent sprites can also bend the will of almost any small creature to theirs. They often create what amounts to a pack of supernatural hounds out of groups of chompy, bitey creatures like mice, rats, squirrels, turtles, or crabs.
Goblins are so foul and wicked that a goblin smile can curdle the blood and a goblin laugh can sour milk or cause fruit to fall from the trees.
Goblins usually travel in groups of thirteen. Tradition demands it. There is even an old Goblin song about it:
Thirteen moons in a year.
Thirteen plates on turtle's back.
Thirteen goblins in a pack.
The thirteen goblins who were now drooling over the bare feet and toes of Jenny McCarthy, Sarah Palin, and Taylor Swift Old Hobby, Young Hobby, Boggle, Cuhlwych, Griedawl, Gwyth, Kallarg, Lutin, Nodens, Skratta, Teg, Tylwyth, and Vulgus traveled together, in part, because they prided themselves on their adherence to goblin traditions. Besides, there was safety in numbers! Perhaps most importantly of all, thirteen was a good number for stalking prey like these three women and causing all sorts of mischief and mayhem. Whereas a single goblin or a small group of goblins could only pull off simple pranks, thirteen goblins could engage in more elaborate pranks. Besides, there was, indeed, safety in numbers in case the prey fought back, which it did more often than not.
Over their centuries of marauding together, these thirteen goblins had developed a real taste for the toes and feet of human females. Old Hobby was their leader, their Erlking. The word, meaning "elf king", derives from German Erlkönig and Danish Ellekonge. In English the name becomes erlking.
Old Hobby's goblin horde had very much enjoyed their act with the villagers of Sleepy Hollow! Now, fourteen times each year like clockwork the goblins would emerge from the Underworld and torment and pester the young women the villagers offered up to them. The goblins would cause various objects to fall on the women's bare feet. They would put tacks in the women's shoes. They would give the women hotfoots. They would telepathically urge a group of mice or rats to attack the women's toes and feet. They would also use their mental abilities to bend the will of a snapping turtle or crab to theirs, and then the fun would begin! The goblins' pranks would usually culminate in a direct assault on the women's toes and feet. The goblins would sneak up on the women and bite the crap out of their toes and feet, inflicting incredible pain on their unsuspecting prey and devouring as much of the women's foot flesh as they could.
The goblins loved every minute of tormenting and torturing the toes and feet of the young women who became their victims, and they enjoyed even more savoring the sweet taste of human flesh when they got around to attacking the women's bare feet and chewing their toes off!
All of the fun ended at midnight of each full moon or midnight on Halloween. That was the pact they'd made. Plenty of time to eat a bare toe or two!
As the goblins inspected the women's toes and feet, the goblins, of course, had all they could do to keep from biting a yummy-looking toe or sinking their pointed teeth into an inviting arch. Goblins were not known for their self-restraint. But Old Hobby had trained the members of his horde well. He now said to them telepathically, Remember, as invitin' as a big toe or curvaceous sole or nicely-rounded heel might be, no bitin' until I say so!
Gwyth said, Their toes look awful yummy, 'n' I can smell 'em! Ooooh! They smells delicious!
Kallarg said, Yeah! Their feet look quite appetizin', and they all have very yummy-lookin' toes! We'll all be able to get a choice hunk of their foot flesh or a choice morsel of toe! Plenty to go around! We'll all be able to have one or two o' their toes to ourselves!
Griedawl said, They all have great big, plump and juicy big toes! Ooooh, they did look tasty! So very, very tasty!
Boggle said, Oooooh, yeah! Like big sausages they are!
Cuhlwych said, Big, yummy sausages!
Teg said, I think they look sorta like bananas, bein' all pale and white like they are! Yeah, they look like soft, scrumptious bananas to me!
Skratta said, I bet they taste sweet and yummy like a pairs o' ripe, peeled bananas!
Tylwyth said, And we can do their big toes two at a time! That way, we all get some big toe! I can't wait to sink my teeth into one o' those fat, juicy big toes!
Vulgus added, Bet they'll scream real loud when we bite into those yummy big toes of theirs!
Lutin said, Yeah! We'll bite and bite and bite their big toes, and they'll scream and scream and scream!
Nodens said, Don't forget their smaller toes! Their tips look like plump, juicy little grapes! Were' gonna eat those, too, ain't we?!?
Old Hobby said, 'Course we are! We're gonna eat ALL their toes! We're gonna rip their bare feet apart with our teeth and have 'em for our supper! We're gonna chew their toes off and eat 'em! And they'll scream real loud and beg for mercy, they will!
Young Hobby said, But they'll get no mercy! We'll show them no kindness as we bite their toes and eat their feet!
Skratta broke into song:
A lady's toes are good to eat
All of the other goblins joined in on the song,
Cuz her toes are juicy sweet!
Big toes first! A special treat!
Little toes next! They're tasty meat!
Chomp and chew and tear and bite!
Give the bitch an awful fright!
Munch her toes with all yer might!
Feast in darkness! Feast at night!
Yummy toes! Yummy feet!
Roast her flesh with burning heat!
Chew her toes! Chomp her feet!
A lady's toes are yummy meat!
Yeah, Old Hobby said, with those ginormous big toes o' theirs, they'll be plenty of big toe meat for everyone! We'll all get to have our fill of their big toes, and we'll feast on their smaller toes and their foot flesh until we can feast no more!
But, Vulgus asked, we'll pester them first some more, won't we?
Yeah, Teg said, we'll torment them real good before we bite their toes off, won't we?
Old Hobby smiled a thoroughly sick and sadistic smile. He said, Oh, yeah! You bet we will, lads! I got all kinds of pranks and tricks in mind for them! We're gonna torture their toes and feet real good before makin' them into our supper! I want to see them scream and shout and dance all about! Oh, the things we'll do to their toes and feet! And it'll all end with us hangin' off their toes and feet, holdin' on for dear life and our pointy teeth sunk into their flesh real deep like. We'll grip their feet in our grubby paws and we'll chomp and chew and bite and tear! We'll bite their toes off and gobble 'em down! Toe-gobblin' goblins are we! Old Hobby paused and added, But, remember lads, we get to do all this tormentin' and torturin' only if we exercise self-restraint and don't reveal our presence by biting one of their toes or feet before the funs all over! Or by lettin' ourselves be seen until we wants to!
Nodens asked, What'd you have in mind then, Hobby?!? I mean, in terms of tormenting their toes and feet before we chomp and chew on 'em?!? Ya know, before we bite their toes off and eat 'em?!?
Well, Old Hobby said, grinning wickedly, the turtles and crabs was nice touches, weren't they, lads?!?
Oh, yeah! Young Hobby said. Watchin them turtles munch on their bare toes and watchin' them crabs pinch and yank on their toes was awful grand, Pop!
Well, Old Hobby said, here's what I was thinkin' we could do to their toes and feet for a bit o' fun before we tear their toes and feet apart with our pointy teeth!
Old Hobby then telepathically described in detail his ideas for torturing the women's toes and feet. The other goblins smiled and giggled approvingly. They were psyched! Psyched that they would soon be tormenting and torturing the women's toes and feet again! Psyched that they would then bite the women's bare toes off and feast on their naked foot flesh!
Now, Old Hobby said, time to call the lad back down, so he can help us with our next little joke!
Old Hobby called to Kevin telepathically. The boy then put a rubber mallet in his belt. He crept down the stairs as stealthily as he could. He then crawled beneath the dining room table.
That's when the thirteen goblins dropped silently to the floor from their respective hiding places!
Old Hobby then divided his telepathic mind again and made contact with the minds of the three women. He temporarily numbed them to feeling any sensations in their toes or feet.
The goblins then went to work inserting matches in-between the bare toes of the right feet of all three women.
Young Hobby, Boggle, Culwych, and Griedawl inserted four wooden kitchen matches in-between the bare toes of Jenny McCarthy's right foot. Gwyth, Kallarg, Lutin, and Nodens inserted four wooden kitchen matches in-between the bare toes of Sarah Palin's right foot. Skratta, Teg, Tylwyth, and Vulgus then inserted four wooden kitchen matches in-between the bare toes of Taylor Swift's right foot.
Old Hobby then broke his link with the women and allowed them to feel normally again. None of the women noticed or felt the matches stuck in-between their toes.
Young Hobby then struck a match and, in quick succession, lit the four matches in-between the bare toes of Jenny's right foot. Lutin did the same to the four matches in-between the bare toes of Sarah's right foot. Skratta then lit the four matches in-between the bare toes of Taylor's right foot.
The match heads flared to life with a faint whiff of sulphur!
"Ooooh!" Sarah Palin exclaimed, totally unaware of the irony in her statement, "I smell somethin' cookin', and it smells yummy!"
The match heads' tiny flames then advanced along the length of the twelve matchsticks toward the tender spaces in-between the women's bare toes. Each match burned slowly but steadily. In a matter of just a few seconds, the twelve flames blackened their respective matches and had almost reached the underside of the women's exposed and vulnerable bare toes.
The goblins giggled and snickered!
Each of the twelve tiny flames grew slightly bigger for a brief second as it burned right down to the underside of the women's toes, right down to the spaces in-between their toes! Then the gently expanding flames flickered and danced right into the crevices in-between the women's bare toes and bit savagely into the tender flesh in-between their toes! The flames scorched the tender flesh in-between the women's toes. To make matters even worse for them, the flames also lapped at the equally tender flesh at the base of each of their lovely toes!
The women's eyes bulged as the spaces in-between their toes felt the searing heat! The three women gasped and then screamed! They frantically wiggled their toes and shook their feet as much as they could, knocking the matches out from in-between their toes!
Sarah shrieked and hollered, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YOWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY TOES! OH OOOOOOOOOH! OH! OH! OH! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! My toes! My TOES! MY TOES!"
Taylor's face contorted into a mask of pain! She shrieked several times! She then howled in pain and hollered, "YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH! MY TOES! OH! OOOOOOOOOOOH! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY TOES! SOMETHING IS OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY TOES!"
Jenny's face took on a look of shocked pain! She screamed and yelped and hollered! She then shouted, "EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE-YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH! MY TOES! OH, MY GOD! MY TOES! SOMETHING IS OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! OH! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY TOES!"
Then, beneath the table, Kevin squatted down in front of Jenny McCarthy's bare feet. Kevin took the rubber mallet out from where he had wedged it in his belt. He gripped the rubber mallet firmly in his right hand, and he then brought it smashing down on the bare toes of Jenny's left foot. WHOMP! He aimed right for where the knuckles of Jenny's smaller toes arched upward, making her toes look like little shrimp!
Jenny cried out, "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW!"
Kevin then brought the mallet smashing down on Jenny's big toe! WHACK!
Jenny screeched again, "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH!"
Kevin then rained blows down on Jenny's left foot, wildly smashing her toes and pummeling the bridge of her foot with the rubber mallet! WHOMP! WHACK! SMACK! SMASH! THUD!
Jenny cried out at each of the blows, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH!
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH!"
Kevin then crawled over to Sarah Palin's bare feet! He looked down at Sarah's braod, bare foot, grinned sadistically, then brought the rubber mallet smashing down on her meaty big toe! WHACK!
Sarah yelped in pain and shouted, "YOWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH! MY TOE!"
Kevin then hammered Sarah's soft toes and her totally vulnerable foot with a series of punishing blows! WHOMP! WHACK! SMASH! CRASH! SMACK! THUD!
Sarah hollered, "OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH! MY TOES! MY FOOT! MY TOES!"
Kevin scrambled over to Taylor Swift's bare feet. He gazed for a moment at Taylor's large, long, and lovely foot, and smiled menacingly! He then began to whack Taylor's bare toes and her foot with the mallet! WHACK! SMASH! WHOMP! SMACK! SMACK! CRACK! SMASH! WHOMP!
Taylor squealed in pain and yelped as Kevin smashed and smooshed her soft, bare toes with the rubber mallet, "OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! OHHHHHHHHHHHHH! OWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWCH! MY TOES! MY FOOT! MY OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY TOES!"
Kevin then turned his attention to Taylor's right foot, which she still held suspended above the floor. Kevin lovingly drank in every sinuously sensual curve of Taylor's curvaceous sole, from the ample balls of her foot, along the cleft that ran down its underside, to her heel! He then looked at her soft, pretty toes!
Well, Kevin thought, her toes look really yummy! And you're nevr gonna get a better chance than this! So, go ahead! Do what you've always wanted to do! Go ahead and bite her bare toes! See if they taste as yummy as they look!
Kevin grabbed Taylor's right foot and gripped it firmly in both hands like he was gripping a sandwich. Taylor kicked instinctively at him with her left foot, but Kevin just batted her foot away!
Kevin looked at Taylor's ginormous big toe! It looked positively scrumptious!
"HEY!" Taylor shouted nervously. "SOMEBODY'S GOT A HOLD OF MY RIGHT FOOT, AND
! HEY, LET GO OF MY FOOT! WHAT ARE YOU GONNA DO TO MY FOOT?!?"
"THIS!" Kevin exclaimed. He gripped Taylor's right foot even more firmly, and he eyed the protruding, upward-curving tip of her big toe like an eagle examining its prey! Her toe looked like an incredibly delicious banana! Kevin then opened his mouth as wide as he could, and he yanked Taylor's foot even closer to his mouth! Kevin then took Taylor's big toe into his mouth so that the protruding, upward-curving tip of her big toe was inside his mouth!.
Okay, Kevin said to himself. This is the moment you've been dreaming of! You're finally gonna taste toe! And what a plump, juicy banana of a toe you're going to taste! Look at this lady's honkin' big toe! It's like some fat, tasty sausage or a ginormous banana! God, her foot smells so good! It stinks of leather and nylon and sweat and feet! It's gonna be delicious! Okay, it's GO time!
Kevin bit down on the protruding tip of Taylor's right big toe as hard as he could!.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!" Taylor screamed as her big toe exploded with pain. "OOOOOOOOOH! OH! OWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWCH! MY TOE! OH, MY GOD! MY BIG TOE! SOMEBODY IS OH, GOD! I THINK IT'S OWWWW! -- THAT KEVIN! AND HE'S GOT A HOLD OF MY FOOT! AND -- OW! OW! OW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY TOE! HE'S -- KEVIN'S BITING MY BIG TOE! HE'S BITING ME HARD! HE'S BITING ME SO HARD! HE'S BITING MY BIG TOE FOR REAL! OW! OW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! GET HIM OFF MY BIG TOE! I THINK HE'S TRYING TO HE IS! HE'S TREYING TO BITE THE TIP OF MY TOE OFF!"
Kevin stopped biting Taylor's big toe for a moment and said, "Are you kidding?!? I'm going easy on your bananalicious toe so far! You want to see biting off?!? I'LL SHOW YOU BITING OFF!!!"
Kevin then renewed his assault on the protruding, upward-curving tip of Taylor's bare big toe! He popped the fleshy tip of her big toe into his mouth again and bit down on it with a ravenous, almost cannibalistic fury!.
Mmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! Mmmmmmmm! Kevin thought. This DOES taste good! I KNEW it would! It tastes a little salty. It has a nice pungent flavor. It tastes like well like TOE! Toe and shoe and pantyhose! So, this is what toe tastes like! This is what a lady's toe tastes like! Mmmmmmm, good! Her toe is DELICIOUS! I'm gonna bite the curvy tip of her bananalicious big toe clean off! Let's see how she likes THAT!
Kevin bit down even harder on the soft, fleshy tip of Taylor's big toe, and he began to yank backward on it with his teeth, like someone trying to bite a piece of meat off a drumstickor something.
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEOUCH!" Taylor screamed as her big toe pulsed and throbbed with the excruciating pain of Kevin's toothy assault on it. "OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW! MY TOE! MY TOE! MY TOE! STOP IT OW! STOP IT,, KEVIN! YOU'RE BITING MY TOE OFF! OWWWWWW! OWWWWWW! OWWWWW! YOU'RE BITING MY TOE OFF! OW! OWWWW! OWWWWWWWW! MY TOE! MY TOE! MY TOE!"
Seeing that her plea for mercy had no effect on Kevin (she could feel his teeth pressing hard against her naked toe flesh), Taylor began to cry out for help! "JENNY! SARAH!" she screamed. "OH, MY GOD! HELP ME! IT'S THAT KEVIN! HE'S OW! HE'S CHOMPING DOWN ON THE TIP OF MY BIG TOE REAL HARD! HE'S OH, MY GOD! WOWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWW! WOWWWWWWWWWWCH! HE'S REALLY BITING DOWN ON MY TOE LIKE OWWWWWW! -- MY TOE! MY BIG TOE! KEVIN'S BITING ON MY BIG TOE LIKE IT'S SOME KIND OF HOT DOG OR SAUSAGE OR SOMETHING! GET HIM OFF ME! GET HIM OFF MY TOE, JENNY! SARAH, GET KEVIN OFF MY BIG TOE! HE'S ON MY BIG TOE AND AND HE'S BITING ME SO HARD, AND HE'S OW! OW! OWWWWWW! HE'S BITING THE TIP OF MY BIG TOE AND YANKING BACKWARDS ON IT, LIKE LIKE -- OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! OH! OWWWWWWWWWW! SOME KIND OF A A TOE CANNIBAL! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, NO! OH, DEAR GOD, NO! CANNIBAL! TOE CANNIBAL! OW! OWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWW! OWWWWWWWWWWWWCH! --
GET THIS OWWWWWWW! GET THIS KID OFF MY TOE! HE'S TRYING TO OWWWWWWWWWWW! HE'S ACTUALLY TRYING TO OH, MY GOD! HE'S EATING MY TOE! HE'S EATING MY BIG TOE! MY TOE! MY TOE! MY BIG TOE!"
Well That's It For My New Story I Hope You Guys Enjoy And Take Care of Yourself.